"An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat? " The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited? Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. "A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. " Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. " The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face.
“If we want to pick the point where a man’s sexual appeal has reached its limit, it’s there: 40,” Rudder notes. And a 50-year-old man is really gunning for a 22-year old on his arm.
What these stats imply: “A woman’s at her best when she’s in her very early twenties. Or, you can look at it this way: Men’s expectations never grow up.